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A bouncing plague doctor Twig.ALT

I’m a machine I’m an alien I’m a cartoon but I’m definitely not human, keep this in mind or teleport to the woods.

Pronouns are [ ink - inks - inkself ] / [ It - Its - Itself ] / [ kit - kits - kitself ], switch em up here and there or pick one idrc.

Mi povas paroli kun vi en Esperanto!

我是初学者。

Jeg er en nybegynner.

Tags to check out:

  • Kunstwig - My art tag
  • Kvistaler - My talk tag, may contain occasional vent posts
  • Postwig - My ask tag
  • Kø - Queue tag
  • Canned Laughter - What it says on the tin
  • Twigwave - Other posts I want to save with the vibes that I want to give off
  • S.T.E.L.L.A.R. - Older art for my passion project, now run @thestellarlabs

Links, or where to support me

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Being so anti-ARA that you write anyone saying animals are individuals with emotional needs and personalities off as anthropomorphism or defending all farming practices is bad actually

Farmers aren’t evil but some common management practices and generally not accepting animals as living complex feeling things aren’t great

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-[DESCRIPTION: There is beef busy paining the phantoms nails, and there is phoenix busy applying mascara to phantoms eye.

"O M G" the phantom flutters his eye open. "you know what would be SO funny to do together?" he places a hand to his own cheek and smiles sweetly.

"huh? phoenix says, "what?" says beef. both wondering what could be so funny to do together. "unionize." is all that phantom says in a flat tone.

Phoenix and beef look at each other for a bit, considering the possibilities. "OOOOH that DOES sound FUN" beef claps his hands together. pheonix just has a wild look in her eye as she smiles with her teeth.

"Swag." phantom wraps his arms around each of the twos shoulders. "now- LETS BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA SWAN! again."]-

(March 26, 2023)

I frankly dont give much of a shit about shipping... but yknow what. fuck it. lets be cringe. lets make this bitch poly. who give a shit anymore. release that out to the ecosystem.

Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you

Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted

In honor of Disability Pride Month and neat-o disabled creator @capricorn-0mnikorn

An image with the disability pride flag and a centered overlaying text that says "Let's learn about the disability pride flag!" This flag is the 'Straight Diagonal' version of the Disability Pride Flag which is a charcoal grey flag with a diagonal band from the top left to bottom right corner, made up of five parallel stripes in red, gold, pale grey, blue, and green, bottom to top.ALT
An image that highlights the black background portion of the disability Pride flag and explains its meaning. The top text reads: "The black background" The bottom text reads: "symbolizes rebellion, protest, mourning, and rage for those who are victims of violence and discrimination."ALT
An image that calls attention to the parallel lines of the disability pride flag and explains their meaning. The top text reads: "The parallel lines" the bottom text reads: "symbolize solidarity between the disability community, despite our differences."ALT
An image that highlights the diagonal lines, that move top to bottom, left to right, of the disability pride flag and explains its meaning. The top text reads: 'The diagonal band" The bottom text reads: "'cutting across' barriers that separate disabled people; creativity and light cutting through the darkness."ALT
An image that highlights the top green stripe of the disability pride flag and explains its meaning. The top text reads: "The colors: Green" The bottom text reads: "Symbolizes sensory processing and perception disabilities."ALT
An image that highlights the second to the top blue stripe of the disability pride flag and explains its meaning. The top text reads: "The colors: Blue" The bottom text reads: "Symbolizes mental illness."ALT
An image that highlights the center white stripe of the disability pride flag and explains its meaning. The top text reads: "The colors: White" The bottom text reads: "symbolizes invisible and undiagnosed disabilities."ALT
An image that highlight the next to last yellow stripe of the disability pride flag and explains its meaning. The top text reads: "The colors: Yellow" The bottom text reads: "symbolizes cognitive and intellectual disabilities."ALT
An image that highlights the bottom red stripe of the disability pride flag and explains its meaning. The top text reads: "The colors: Red" The bottom text reads: "Symbolizes physical disabilities."ALT

We are so lucky to have such a meaningful and inclusive flag to celebrate our pride.

A header style image of the disability pride flag used as a border.ALT

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Thanks for the mention! And this is a great break-down/explanation.

"#he would say this", no he wouldn't, his writers are on strike

"#he would say this", no he wouldn't, his show got cancelled

"#he would say this", no he wouldn't, the fog is coming

i know it's an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

A closeup of Alex, the lion from the film Madagascar, staring in the direction of somewhere offscreen with a wide-eyed expression, as if frozen in shock. A hammer is edited into the image to look as if he's holding it up beside him.ALT
A generic background of rolling green grass hills against a pale blue sky, with cartoon nails with smiling faces and arms outstretched pasted across it.ALT

me when i have a hammer in my hand if i'm being fully honest

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Parking Lot Duel (Hylics 1)


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kvistwig asked:

meowing time? :3

aziebites:

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

MEOW! MEOWMEOW MEOW !

no offense to anyone personally but I think we are way too used to and comfortable with weekly releases and if that wasn’t already bad enough, it seems like most of you aren’t even patient enough to wait for the official release date my point is this industry moves way too quickly

ID: Tweet from Proud Jaegerist @.MadarasDaughter, “I think anime studio workers and manga creators should go on strike too ngl,” with a picture of someone with their hands held up a bit. /End ID

there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower

That's because the French aren't human

there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower

must've been the animals

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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

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[ID 1: A tweet that says, "genuinely how do u use tumblr. what do you post about. do u just do whatever on there like how u do on twitter? it just feels so much more ... professional." End ID 1.]

[ID 2: Google translate from English to Icelandic. The English is "professionals". The Icelandic is "fagfólk". End ID 2.]

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“Ed Valigursky
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ID: A painting depicting a meeting of world leaders, including Denmark, Japan, and the USSR in the background. In the foreground, a chrome, robotic humanoid with a grim expression sits before a microphone and a place...

Ed Valigursky

ID: A painting depicting a meeting of world leaders, including Denmark, Japan, and the USSR in the background. In the foreground, a chrome, robotic humanoid with a grim expression sits before a microphone and a place card, which reads Venus. /End ID.

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

bonus : without any of the evil creatures left , you can hear the song of the angels more clearly (tinnitus)

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